FUNNY LABOR DAY QUOTES 2016, LABOR DAY IMAGES 2016, LABOR DAY SAYINGS, LABOR DAY WISHES, LABOR DAY WALLPAPERS
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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
As little as possible, just like every day!
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” ~ Bill Dodds
Bosses beware — when we’re screwed, we multiply”
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No Labor Day?’
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job. It’s a depression when you lose your own.
I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living.
“Kickin’ ass for the working class”
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Did you hear the one about Labor Day? It works for me!
A fair day’s wage for a fair day’s work”
If Labor Day is another excuse to get hammered and pass out in front of the family, I’m all for it.
This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
“The end of labor is to gain leisure”
The best way to celebrate Labor Day is by filing for unemployment.
From field to field, and desk to desk, your hard work is what makes our nation the best! Happy labor day
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
What do you usually do on Labour Day?
Work is no disgrace; the disgrace is idleness.”
This Labor Day let’s salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
If all wealth is gained through labor, why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
It’s Labor Day. If you’re not drunk yet then you’re doing it wrong.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things.
If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.
Shouldn’t Mother’s Day come after Labor Day? It would be so damn literal! “Hey, when’s Father’s Day?” “I’m not sure, but it’s 9-1/2 months before Labor Day!”
Work isn’t to make money; you work to justify life.
If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.
“The longer the picket line, the shorter the strike”
I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.
I’m going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.
We must learn to live together as brothers or we are going to perish together as fools.
Funny, you don’t look like 200 likes in person.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke? It doesn’t work for me.
May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind!
This Labor Day let’s celebrate all the work we successfully avoided this year.
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” ~ Doug Larson
Gonna celebrate Labor day by doing absolutely no labor today.
People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
Michelle Duggar, mother of 18 and expecting her 19th, is the only American who observes Labor Day every nine months.
There is no substitute for hard work.
What do you usually do on Labor Day? As little as possible, just like every day!
If there’s so much labor-saving machinery, why don’t I have more free time?
The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
Jokes about not working on Labor Day? Still not funny.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.”
Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.
Is it Labor Day or Christmas?
Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day weekend!
“8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for what we will”
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers.
“Don’t wait, fight! Don’t mourn, organize!”
Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
I don’t know what’s so special about you, but I plan on spending the rest of my life figuring it out.
We celebrate Labor Day by not working. Which is kind of like celebrating Arbor Day by paving the backyard.
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Good luck finding something to complain about on a Monday when you’re off from work.
Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter.
Are there problems in the world? Yes. But we’ve also figured out how to get milk from almonds, so…
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
“An injury to one is an injury to one is an injury to all.”
If today is Labor Day, how many babies were born?
When a girl replies with “aww thanks”, it means she is politely telling you to return to the friend zone you just tried escaping from.
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.
